Savolhoi mantiqi bo javobhoyash

YAk zumra savolhoi mantiqi dar in joy gird ovarda shudaand, ki bo khud javobhoi tayyor dorand va baroi yoftani posukhi durust mushkili namebined. Ba nazar girift, ki savolhoi maniqi khele shavqovar ast va bo kudakoni khud onhoro barrasi kardan jalbnok mekunad.

SHumo in savolhoi mantiqiro dar safar, roh ba sui maktab va yo khona metoed ba kudakaton dihedu aqli onro majbur namoed, ki faolona kor kunad va barobari in az donishhoi ilovagi barkhurdor shavad. Savolhoi garangkunanda va hamzamon kasro ba az holati rahoi yoftan majburkunanda kasro ba ehsosothoi gunogun mebarad va ba farzandonaton doimo meforad, ki chunin vazifahoi ajoib doda shavad.

Kudakon az yoftani javobi gohho sodda khanda karda talab meknand, ki boz savolhoi ilovagii mantiqi dihed. Kalonshavii kudakon misli lahzai mijjazani ast va  pur az lazzatu holathoi guvooroi khotirmon ast. Biguzor lahzahoi shumoyon foidaovaru shavqovar boshad!

In barnoma nest balki matn va khondanash osonu shafof ast.

Har kasse, ki masalahoi mantiqiro zud durust hal mekunad pas vay dar hayotash mushkilihoi zindagiro teztar barataraf karda metavonad. Baroi chunin odamon donishi ziyod khele kumak mekunad va onho sohibi sarvati ziyodi ilovagi metavonand shavand.

1. Kadom kalima doimo nodurust navishta meshavad?

Javobash: kalimai «Nodurust».

2. Dar yak sol shumorai chand moh 28-ruz dorad ?

Javob: Hammai 12-moh.

3. Sag bo kadom surat davad, toinki sadoi satili dar zanjirash bastashudaro nafahmad?

 Javob: bo surati «0». YAne sag boyad harakat nakunad. YO Agar harakat kunad ham pas bo surati kam az 0,1milimetr dar yak soniya.

4. Dar gardani gov bandi 10-metra basta shuda bud vale vay 100 metr rafta tavonist. Bigued, ki vay chi khel in korro karda tavonist?

Javob: Bandi gov ba yagon joy basta nashuda bud.

5. CHi khel az khonai 10-oshyona ba zamin jahem, toinki poyro nashikanem?

Javob: Az oshyonai yakum.

6. Bo chashmi pushida chiro didan mumkin?

Javob: Hobro didan mumkin.

7. CHiz dar ob garq nameshavad va ham namesuzad?

Javob: YAkh.

8. Vazni yak kilo pakhta vaznin ast va yo vazni yak kilo seb vaznin meboshad?

Javob:Hardui onho yak khel vazn dorand. YAgontai onho vaznin nisbati digarash nest.

9. Agar odami sabzro binem chi boyad kard?

Javob: Rohro boyad guzasht (surati odami sabz dar charogakhoi rohhoi avtomobili hast)

10. Dar zamonhoi qadim amborro odamon az khonahoi khud durtar mesokhtand, ki sababash dar chi bud?

Javob: Sukhtor – otash ba ambor narasad

11. Baroi chi dar tabiati haqiqi Hirshoi safed Pingvinhoro namekhurand?

Javob:t Hirshoi safed dar qutbi shimoli zindagi mekunand va pingvinho dar qutbi janubi.

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12. Panj ruzi haftaro nombar namoed, ki dar dokhilash raqam nadoshta boshad (1, 2, 3,..) va nomash ham naboshad (Dushanbe, Seshanbe, CHorshanbe…)

Javob: Pareruz, diruz, haminruz, pagoh(fardo), pagohi digar (pasfardo).

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13. Bayni 32 jangovari sakht, faqat yak saroyandai muloim.

Javob: Dandohovu zabon

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14. Duvozdah barodar

Pasi yakdigar meoyand,
YAgdigarro nameguzarand.

Javob: Mohhoi sol (YAnvar, Fevral va gayra)

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15. Magar donai gugirdro dar tagi ob to ba okhir suzondan mumkin ast?

Javob: Bale agar dar dokhili kishtii tagiobi suzonem.

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16. Kadom vaqt ba Gurbai siyoh ba khona daromadan osontar ast?

Javob: Vaqte, ki dari khona kushoda boshad.

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17. Dar boloi Har, yak musafed qati yak dukhtar rafta istoda budast. Dukhtar meguyad, ki hamin musafeda khoharash ba man amma meshavad. Savol: In musafed ba dukhtarak ki meshavad?

Javob: Padar

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18. Az kadom namudi satil hej chiz khurda nameshavad?

Javob: Az satili kholi

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19. Hurdakak, rangi khokistarang dorad va fil monand. In chist?

Javob:  Filcha.

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20. Bok adom dast choyi qanddorro omekhta kardan durust ast?

Javob: Bo hamon daste, ki qoshuq ast.

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21. Odam kadom vaqt dar khona be kala meshavadu lekin namemirad?

Javob: Vaqte, ki  kallashro az tireza va yo dar mebarorad..

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22. Ba kadom savol javobi «Ha» guftan nodurust ast?

Javob: Tu magar khobi?

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23. Ba kadom savol javobi «Ne» guftan imkonopazir ast?

Javob: Tu zindai?

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24. Kadom vaqt turi mohigiri obro kashida girifta metonad?

Javob: Hamon vaqte ki agar ob yakh namoyad.

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25. SHumo sohibi hamon khasted vale digaron onro beshtar istifoda mebarand?

Javob: Nomi shumo.

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26. CHiguna barfi soli guzashtaro yoftan imkonpazir ast?

Javob: Badi soli nav daromadan darhol ba berun baromadan.

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27. Dar Paranda — 2-to va dar Hayvon 1-to ammo dar odam vay chiz nest. In chist?

Javob: Harfi -A-

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28. Odam dar joye nishastaast, ki shumo onjo nishasta nametavoned garchande vay on joy khesta ravad. U dar kujo nishastaast?

Javob: Dar boloi zonui khudi SHumo.

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29. Kadom namudi sang dar bahru uqyonusho nestand?

Javob: Sanghoi khushk.

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30. Kadom namudi alomatro bayni raqamhoi 4 va 5 guzorem, ki natijaash az 4-ziyod vale az 5 kam shavad?

Javob:  Alomati «Vergul»

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31. Hurus khudashro Parranda gufta nomgiri karda meatvonad?

Javob: Ne. Baroi onki vay imkoniyati talafuzi sukhanhoi odamiro nadorad.     

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32. CHist ki onro tayyor karda meshavadu vale khurda nameshavad?

Javob:  Dars

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33.Mizi chorkunjaro yak kunjashro buridand. Aknun in miz sohibi chand kunj shud?

Javob: Panj

34. Dar tuy yak mardero bo soati qimmatbaho didem. CHikhel fahmidan mumikin ast, ki in soati duzdidashuda ast?

Javob: Agar soati shumo boshad.

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35. CHist one, ki nadorad «Darozi», «CHuquri», «Vasegi», «Balandi»lek metavon onro chen kard?

Javob: Vaqt yo Harorat

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36. Hammai odamoni zinda dar dunyo hamin korro mekunand?

Javob: Sinu solashonro ziyod mekunand.

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37.Dar kadom holat tukhmi murg 3-metr meparadu vale nameshikanad?

Javob: Agar tukhm ziyoda az 3-metr parad. Masalan 10 metr.

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38. Ronanda atomobilro merond. CHarogakhoi naqliyot khomush budand. Mohtob ham dar osmon namenamud. Zani pironsole az roh az nazdi moshin ubur karda meguzasht. CHi khel ronanada in kampirro dida tavonist?

Javob: Baroi in ki ruzi ravshan bud.

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39. CHist on chize, ki az zamin be dushvori mebardori vale dur partofta nametoni ?

Javob: Pufak.

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40. Dar degi az hama kalontarini dunyo chiz daromada nametavonad?

Javob: Dahanaki deg.

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41. Kishtii kayhoni zaminro dar 1-soatu 40 daqiqa 1-marotiba davr mezanad vale davri duyumro dar 100 daqiqa davr mezanad. Magar hamin tavr shudanash ham mumkin ast?

Javob: Bale shudanash mumkin. Baroi on ki, 1-soatu 40 daqiqa ba 100 daqiqa barobar.

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42. Ba gushtingiri nomii Turkmaniston vada dodand, ki u agar golib oyad, pas baroyash moshin tuhfa menamoyand. Vay golib shud vale avtomobilro girifta natavonist. Sabab dar chi bud?

Javob: Gushtingir murd.

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43. Az hama alafi balandtarin kadom ast?

Javob: Bambuk.

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44. Baroi chi mize, ki dar on alov andokhta poyhoro garm mekunand nomash sandali ast?

Javob: Baroi onki onro az darakhti sandali sokhta meshavad. Darakhti sandali surkh buda dar zamonhoi qadim az on jihozi gunogun mesokhtand (khususan dar Hinduston).

 

45. Se saroyanda sohibi akae budand, ki nomash Alisher bud, vale Alisher barodar nadosht. Magar hamin khel ham meshudast?

Javob: Alisher sohibi 3 khohar bud ki kasbashon saroyandagi bud.