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Ruz ruzi khub – eha, khub chi! – olijanob bud – na tasfonu na sard, balki atrogini narmu foram. Vale tabi mufattishi javon khira. Dar andomash ifodai ranjish naqsh basta bud. Guyo kase uro sakht haqorat karda boshad. Nametavonist lahzayakero be fikru khayol guzaronad. CHehrai jabrdida az peshi nazarash dur nameraft, az har taraf ba gushash ovozi iltijodori qahromezi vay merasid:

– YObed, yobed lanatiro!

Vay ba parvardai jinoii rui miz bo nafrat nigarist. Sipas onro girifta, ba galadoni miz havo dod. Hamin parvanda uro ba kuchai sarbasta andokht, ki du hafta boz az on baromada nametavonad.

Hamin dam dari kabinet gushkharosh sado barovard. Ba kabinet zane sar khalond, ki surati modiyonaash kam monda bud.

– Mumkin daroyam?

Mufattish yak lahza istodu chandon khafavu diltangiashro pinhon nadoshta guft:

– Daroed.

– Assalomu alaykum, – zan yagon chilsola menamud, bajurat, nagmahoi betakallufonai ba furushandahoi magoza khos dosht. – SHumo mufattish?

Mufattish ham ba salom, ham ba savol iborai “pisand nakard!”-ro az dil guzarondu bo yak kallajunboni javob dod.

In ba zan khush naomad va bedimog bo ovozi baland pursid:

– Jog zada buded?

– A?! – yak qad parid mufattish. – CHi?! Jog…

– E, bubakhshed, in qonuni zabon qabul shudu hamaro garang karda mond. Aknun na tojikiro nagz medonemu na rusiro. Man guftani budam, ki jeg zada buded?

Mufattish lahzae ba aftu andomi zan nigarista, bad guft:

– Ne, man shumoro jeg nazadaam.

– CHi khel jog… e, mebakhshed, jeg nazaded? – bo tundi guft zan va ba rui miz nazdi u ruznomaero mond.

– In chist?

– Ruznoma.

– Kur nayam, – qadare otashin shuda, guft mufattish, – chi lozim on ba man?

– O, dar in jo elon dodaed, ki kase shohidi voqeai kuchai SHaytonraha boshad, ba falon jo biyoyad. Pursida-pursida, bazur yoftamu u meguyad, ki jog… e, mebakhshed, jeg nazadaam.

CHehrai mufattish kushoda shud. CHashmonash durakhshidand. Tabash ravshan gasht.

– Haminro peshtar gued, nameshud, – az khursandi dar kurtaash najunjida mehrubonona guft u. – Man shohid gued. Ku, ana, ba on kursi nishined.

SHohid «uf-f» – guyon, nishastu utoqro yak az nazar guzarond va bad piskhandomez baland guft:

– Ha, bad ne!

Pason taajjubi mufattishro dida, tabassumkunon ilova namud:

– Qahrat naoyad, shumo mufattishho dar kabinethoi ozoda nishasta, chashm ba rohi shohidon, ba kori oson odat kardaed. Rost-diya, qahraton naoyad. Lekin holo hej kas shohid shudan namekhohad. Odamon mugambir shudagi, kor nadorand, ki ob az bolo meoyad yo az poyon. Lekin onhoro ham fahmidan mumkin. Okhir, ba in kor ham hunar darkor. Guzashta az in, imruz shohid shudan khatarnok ast. Ha, qimmati jonro dorad. Rost-diya, qahraton naoyad.

– Rost, – beikhtiyor khandid mufattish: javoni gazgushti ruyash yalaqqosii abrusiyohi khushburut, ki dar tan kostyumi safed dosht.

Zan suolomez ba rui u dida dukht.

– Rost, – boz yak bori digar guft mufattish va zud parvandaro az galadoni miz berun kashid. Va onro ba rui miz guzoshta, khushholona:

– Hu-u-ush! – guyon, onro kushod.

– Oho, parvandai bekhosiyat budaast-ku?! – gardanashro goz barin daroz kardu guft shohid.

Mufattish az kogaz chashm kanda, ba u nigarist va bo maroqu hayrat pursid:

– CHi khel bekhosiyat?

– O, raqami senzdah, – ba parvandai jinoii rui miz ishora karda, javob dod shohid.

– Oho, chashmonaton tez-ku-a…

– Ha, man uqobchashm, – guft shohid az shavq shukufta. – Dar kuhi Qof murchaya mebinam. CHi, bovar namekuned? Ne, namekuned?!

– Bovaram meoyad, – nochor rizo shud mufattish va ilova namud: – Lekin raqami senzdah, in dar rusho…

– E, holo hama yak shudagi, – dast afshond shohid. – Hatto farqi dustu dushman namondaast. Hayr, balo ba pasashon. Inshoollo bo yorii man in parvandaro kushoda, sohibi boz yak sitora meshaved.

– Boz chi khel sitora?

– Sitorai sari kitf.

Mufattish ba u yak nigohi tund afkanda, pursid:

– Medoned-a? – va javobi uro intizor nashuda, afzud: – Haqiqat, haqiqat va tanho haqiqatro boyad gued.

– Medonam, charo nadonam, – bo yak takabburi posukh dod shohid. – Sad dar sad medonam. Medonam, ki bad-in poya rasidam-da.

– Ba kadom poya? – bo hayrat pursid mufattish.

– Poyai shohidi kasbi, – bo iftikhor posukh dod shohid. – Ha, man shohidi atak-patak ne, – ba saqf ishora namuda, baland ilova namud: – SHohidi kasbi!

Savoli «shohidi kasbi chi boshad?» – misli gurgi gurusnae ba torhoi asabi mufattish dandon mezadand. «Pursam, napursam?» – guyon meandeshid, ki shohid dahoni khaltai gapro kushod.

– Apaat yak bor du bor shohid shudagi ne, ki nadonad. Panj panja barin medonam. CHun ruzi ravshan medonam. Ha, eha, apaat bo chunin pursandaho ru ba ru nishasta, suhbat kardaast, ki shumo ba onho dastobrez nameshaved.

In sukhani shohid ba izzati nafsi mufattish sakht rasid, dar joyash yak junbid. Dar dil «e, apa nashuda, mur» – guyon, ba u ruy ovarda, tanbehomez guft:

– Az mavzu dur naraved!

– Dur naravam? – az joi nishastash barkhost shohid. – O, man dar nazdaton-ku. YO nazdiktar shinam-mi? Hayr, maylash.

– E, ne, ne, – bo harros guft mufattish. – Joyaton judo soz. Ha, soz.

– Soz, ki boshad, pursed, – gashta ba joyash nishast shohid va afzud: – Haqiqat, haqiqat va boz haqiqat…

Mufattish az sergapii u asabi shuda, bo tundi nido zad:

– SHud!

– SHud?! CHi khel shud? – dastupo khurd shohid. – Ravam-mi?

– Ne! SHined!

– Ne? Valloh shumoro fahmidan dushvor. YAke shud megued, yake ne megued? CHi kor kunam?

– Ba savolho kutoh va aniq javob dihed!

– SHud! Kutoh va konkret…

– Voqearo dided?

– Didam, chi khel nabinam. Holo chi khele ki shumoro mebinam, ana hamin khel didam. Didam, ki chi tavr odam ba odam sitamro ravo did. Bar joni javonash javr kard. Eh, kosh namedidam! Namedidamu namesukhtam! Eh, kosh khobe mebud! Darego, khobe nabud, haqiqat bud! E, bar padarashon lanat!

– Bar padari ki? – bo hayratu gazab pursid mufattish.

– Ronandaho-diya! Az pasi in ronandahoi bedardu kholabegam odamoni begunoh qurbon, mufattishho saktai dil…

– E, nafasi khunuk nabarored. Ba tarafi rost… ne chap tuf kuned-e!

SHohid se bor ba tarafi dasti chapash tuf karda, boz ba sukhan ogozid:

– Hamon ruz, ana hamin ruz barin ruzi khub bud. Lekin man gamgin, sari kham qadam mezadam. Maynaam orukhona. Bar gardanam yak bori garon bor budagi barin vazn medod. Ba kujo meraftam, namedonistam. Az khud bekhud budam. CHuva gued? Bo akoton gapam gurekht. Ha, khele haftu hasht kardem. CHuva gued? Salang – salang bekor megardad. Boz boloi sukhta namakob shabho ba khona nameoyad. O, aqalan ba man ahamiyat medod… Boz boloi sukhta namakob gued, ba fitnai hamsoya, ki zeri bagalash sange sui man dosht, gush dodaast. Ana, bad gued, shubha mebarad. SHubhaash ba alam mekashad. Alamash bar sitam badal gasht. Dar kucha rafta istoda, az Hudoi bakhshoyandayu mehrubon puzish mekhostam, ki jonaki uro bigirad…

– Az mavzu dur naraved, – jigot andokht mufattish. – Guftam-ku: kutoh va aniq!

– Ha, khub mufattishjon. Ha, ziq meraftam, ki yak taraqqos shud. Hayol kardam, ki yagon joya kafondand. O, holo tarkondan moda shudagi-ku. YAk qad paridam, hushyor shudam. Ba rosti, tarsidam. Binam zad…

– CHi zad?

– SHumo ba miyoni sukhan lagad nazaned-diya, – noroziyona guft shohid. – O, gapama gum mekunam.

– Hub, – guft mufattish, – davom dihed.

– Ha, ba kujo omada budam?.. Ha, zad. Moshin zad. Sakht zad. E, ne, durug guftam. E, zabonam dar gur. Mebakhshed-diya. Bakhshided?.. Ne, bakhshided?!

– Ha, bakhshidam, bakhshidam, – az joyash khesta, nazdi tireza raft mufattish. – Davom dihed.

– Ha, khub, – guft shohid. – Ne, ne, bachaya nazad. Velosipeda zad. Ha, velosipeda zad.

– Naboshad, bachaya, ki zad? – hayron shud mufattish.

– Moshin zad.

– O, holo gufted, ki moshin bachaya ne, velosipeda zad.

– Ha, rost. Sad foiz rost. O, bacha dar tori velosiped bud-da. Ha, moshin velosipeda zad, bacha parid. Ha, yagon dah… ne, ne bist… ne, bisti chi, bistupanj metr parid. Va paykari bachai bechora chun khaltai kholi rui roh aftid. Na big guftu na mig. Lahzae zehnam kund shudu saram gij. Namedonistam chi kor kunam. YAk dil kardam, ki gurekhta ravam. Rost-diya, ba man chi? Lekin vijdonam naguzosht. Tozon ba sarash raftam. Sari mue namejunbid. Hamin lahza az osmon aftid yo az zamin ruid, muysafede paydo shud. «Ollohu akbar» – guyon, ba surakhoni daromad. Bacha junbid. «E, holo namurdaast, jon dorad» – guftam. Boz az kujoe yak javon paydo gasht. YAk moshin doshta, khostem uro zudtar ba tabobatkhona barem. Hi-hi-hi!…

– CHaro mekhanded?

– Okhir, hamin dam ajoib kore shud. Hi-hi-hi! Javon, ki qarib jonash mebaromad, chashm kushodu «Snikers», «Mars» guft. «CHi?» – nafahmida, pursidam man. «Qandoma gun dored» – iltijoomez guft u. Binem: rui roh puri «Snikers»-u «Mars». Javon az aftash biznesmeni khurd budaast. Dar qafoi velisopedash yak qutti qand doshtaast, ki vaqti moshin zadan rui roh posh khurdaand shirinvoriho. «E, tu qanda mon, gami jonata khur» – guftam ba u. «Ne, be qandom mara balnisa nabaren» – nolid u. «E, in to qandosha dar ogush nagirad, jonash namebaroyad, az aftash» – guft javoni ba yori omada va ba chidani qandho ogozid…

«E, jogat khushk shavad» – dar dil guft mufattish va pursid:

– YAne ki shumo voqearo purra dided?

– Ho, ho, bo ana hamin du chashmi saram didam.

– Ajib! – guft mufattish.

– CHi ajib?

– On ki charo to imruz khapu dam shishted?

– CHaro khapu dam shishtam?

SHohid darange kard va chashmonash az goyati ranjish tang gardid va ba rui mufattish chashm andokhtu bo sadoi baland pursid:

– Namedoned?

Mufattish bo goyati diltangi sado zad:

– Donistan mekhoham.

SHohid lahzae sukut varzid va sipas dar hole ki dastonash melarzidand, lab ba sukhan boz kard:

 – Baroi on, ki az jonam ser nashudaam. Ha, holo zindagi kardan mekhoham. Okhir, holo man javon, az sad gulam yaktoyash nashkuftaast. Mefahmed? Vaqte ki jabrdidaro ba moshin andokhtemu moshin raft, nafasi osuda kashida ba roh daromadam. Nogoh sari rohamro yak burdangal girift.

– Burdangal? In kist?

– Burdangala namedoned? YAne odami filmonand.

– Fahmidam. Davom dihed.

Burdangal mushtashro nishon doda:

– Didi?! – guft.

Tez maqsadi uro fahmidamu guftam:

– Ne, ne, na ushturi safedro didam, na siyohashro.

– Gufti, murdi! – tahdid kard u va gayb zad. – Fahmided?

– Tarsided? – pursid mufattish.

– E, voy-e, – nolid shohid. – CHi khel nametarsi?!

– O, vay gurg nabud, ki shumoro khurad. YO dev nabud, ki shumoro ba pushti kuhi Qof barad.

– Astagfirullo! Man chi meguyam, shumo chi megued! E, vay tanu tush, sikavu surata medided, shoyad tar mekarded…

– CHi-i-i?!

– E… bubakhshed… CHi khel ba shumo buzurgii uro tasvir kunam… Ha, shumo dar peshi vay chumchuq!

In sukhani shohid ba izzati nafsi mufattish sakht rasidu nido dod:

– SHud!

– Boz shud?!

– Ne! Idoma bidihed.

– Savol bidihed.

– CHi khel moshin bud?

– Mayda.

– Mayda? CHi khel mayda?

– Moshini sabukrav.

– Rangash?

– Rangash sip-siyoh bud. Berahmii ronandai hayvonro dida, dilam chun moshinash barin sip-siyoh shuda, chashmonam siyohi zad.

– Tamgaash?

– CHiyash?

– Ana vay… namudash?

– O, markaash gued-da. GAZ-24-10. Ha, GAZ-24-10. Man hamai moshinhoya medonam. Kadomasha nishon dihed, girri karda, tamgasha meguyam. SHinoshoyam hayron meshavand, ki chi khel hamai ina medonam. Maro «moshinshinos» meguyand.

Mufattish sigaret dargirond.

– Nagz ne, ha, nagz ne, – bini inj kard shohid.

– CHi nagz ne?

– Dar huzuri zan napursida, sigaret dud dodan.

Mufattish, albatta, dami shohidro nakhurd. Ragi mufattishiash tarang shudu guft:

– In jo korgohi man ast. CHi kore, ki kunam, az shumo namepursam.

– Hub, gap nest.

– Raqamashro nadided? – sigaretro bo nugi zabon khele mohirona az in kunj ba on kunji lab burda, pursid mufattish.

– Raqami chiro?

– Raqami moshinro.

– Didam, chi khel nabinam. Binam, ki zadu gurekht, nomard. Man ham anoi ne. Ha, girri ba kunash nigoh kardam. Dur rafta boshad ham, didam. CHashmam tez-da. Ha, guftam-ku, murchaya dar kuhi Qof mebinam…

Toqati mufattish toq shud va sakhtu baland guft:

– O, chashmam siyohi zad, gufted-ku!

– Rost, siyohi zad, – rozi shud shohid. – Avval siyohi zadu bad tez ravshan shud.

«Kosh nameshud» – guft dar dil mufattish va ba «tu» guzashta, dug zad:

– Safsata nagu, ba savolho fahmo javob deh. Fahmo?!

– Fahmo, – guft shohid, – gap nest.

– Raqami moshinro didi?

– Ha, didam, – bo bovari guft shohid. – CHunon ki holo shumoro mebinam.

– CHand?!

– CHi «chand»?

– Raqamash?! – gardanbandashro sust kard mufattish.

– Ha, raqamash, – lab inj kard shohid va bad bo jiddiyat guft: – Bistu yaku dah!

Mufattish ohi badard kashid, dar peshonai hamvorash chinho paydo shuda, ba hamdigar pechidand. Dudi sigaret dar boloi sarash «langar» partofta bud.

– Raqamash?!

– Bistu yaku dah!

In dam mufattishro khun jushidu:

– Uy! – guyon, qalamro partofta, az joyash barkhost. In su-on su chand qadam zadu boz ba joyash nishast.

– Uy! Tojikiya mefahmi yo ne?!

– Mefahmam.

– Man tamgaashro ne, raqamashro mepursam. Fahmidi? Ra-qa-mash?!

– O, guftam-ku?! Bistu yaku dah!

– Uf-f… – gardanbandashro susttar kard mufattish. Bad bo qahr dast afshonda, pasmondai sigaretro ba khokistardon zer kardu baroi sigareti digar giriftan dast ba kisa burd. Quttii sigaretro barovarda, rui miz havo dod.

– Man tamga ne, raqamashro mepursam. Ho-o, dar peshu aqibash chorkunja hast-ku!

– O, man ham raqamashro meguyam: bistu yaku dah. Ha, boz az peshu aqib harfho ham dosht… Ha, “P” va “DB”. Ha, meguyand, ki raqami «P» – yane shofyor piyoniska. Hamin gap rost-mi?

Mufattish khastaholona oh kashid. Voqian ham u khasta shuda bud. Vay ba miz dida dukhta, ohista guft:

– Ba tu javob.

– CHi?

– Birav.

– Kujo?

Mufattish bo chehrai girifta ba u nigarist.

– Har jo ki khohi birav. Tu ozod.

SHohid rost ba chashmi u nigarist.

– YAne, ki pursish tamom?

Mufattish ba miz nigarist.

– Ha, tamom.

SHohid khursandona «aha» guftu az joyash khest. Lekin naraft. CHashm ba mufattish rost meistod. Mufattish ba u etibor namedod. Ba andesha garq bud. SHohid yak sulfai sokhta kard. Mufattish sar bardosht. Hayron ba rui shohid nigarist. CHashmoni shohid kim-chiro intizor budand. Mufattish nafahmid, ki chiro. Vale napursid.

– Guftam-ku: tu ozod, – guft ba u. – Birav.

SHohid bo dili nokhoham ohista tob khurd. Tarafi dar raft. Raftanash on qadar dilpurona nabud, chi khele ki omadanash bud. Nazdi ostona istod. Ba qafo gasht. Mufattish sar bardosht. Va bo diqqat ba shohid nigoh kard. SHohid savolomez ba mufattish nigarist. Lahzae chashmaki man – chashmaki tu kardand. Sipas shohid khushomadomez bo tabassumi maleh dida ba rui mizi u dukht. Mufattish bazur tabassum namuda:

– Javob, javob, rav, – guft.

– Namedihed? – bo hamon chehrai tabassumomez pursid shohid.

– CHi?

– Pul.

– Pul? – nazari hayratomez ba shohid dukht u. – CHi khel pul?

– O…

– CHi “o”?

– O, har bor pas az savolu javob ba man pul medodand.

– A?! Nakhod?.. – ba misli kudake, ki dar boloi gunoh ba dast aftidaast, lolu hayron pushti sar khorid mufattish.

Va nogoh maynaash rushan shuda, manoi «shohidi kasbi»-ro fahmid.

– Rost?! – taajjubomez ovard mufattish. Va az joyash khestu sado kard:

– Serjant! Ho, serjant!

– Labbay, rafiq leytenant!

– Mehmon… shohidro guseloned! CHaqqon!

SHohid besarishtavu besaranjom gasht.

– Lozim ne, man khudam roha medonam, – guft va sarosema az korgoh baromad. Dar rohrav tagi dilash yak dashnom dod.

– Lanati du soat vaqtama khurd?! – bo ovozi balandu khashmginona guft u va darhol az goyati otashini khud ba khud gap zadanashro pay burda, sarosema ba atrof nigarist. Ne, kase namenamud.

Mufattishi javon khudro boz dar hamon kuchai sarbasta did!

 27 marti soli 1998

 13 fevrali soli 1999

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