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Boz yak ruzi kutahi soli maymun intiho meyoft!

Hurshedi olamoro gurub mekard. Va torhoi Basiratshro az shahr gundoshta girifta, misli lalii tilloi ba pasi kuhho gelida meraft. Girdu atrofro ohista-ohista pardai toriki faro megirift. Vale az mardi khona – Jamil darak nabud. Zavjaash Basirat, ki zani kamsavod, vale bisyor zahmatkash bud, khavotir shud. Va chun murgi posukhta megashtu khud ba khud meguft:

– In mardak odati der omadan nadosht-ku.

Basirat ba oshkhona raft. Sarpushi degro bardosht. Sarpush az dastash aftod.

– Oh! – nido namud u.

Va hamzamon dilashro shubhae changol zad.

– Nakhod, ki…

Vay oshro dam partofta, ba khona bargasht. SHubha dar andomi u khona kard. Dilash chun soati dar devor ovezon tik-tik ba zadan daromad.

– Ne, ne, – shubharo, ki dar dilash nihon bud, ronda khudro orom kardani meshud u.

Va in lahza bud, ki shavharash omad. CHun voridi khona gasht, zavjaash bo nazari tashvishangez ba u nigoh karda, gilamandona pursid:

– Mardak in qadar der karded?

Tegi nigohi shavhar rui uro kharoshid. Basirat avzoi shavharashro didu ba javobi savolash intizor nashuda, zud ilova namud:

– Okhir… khavotir shudam.

Va hamzamon maqoli «mehri mard dar shikamash»-ro ba yod ovarda, ba shavharash ruy ovarda, guft:

– Teztar guzared, ki osh lanj meshavad, mardak.

– CHi-i?! – Jamil dar khashm shud va abruvonashro kurgireh zada, bo gazab guft:

– Mardak? YAk bori digar mardak guyi zabonata meburam!

Basirat taajjubangez ba sar to poi shavharash tavre nigoh kard, ki guyo vayro bori avval medida boshad. Bad bo khavosi pareshon pursid:

– I-i-i-e, ba shumo chi shud, mardakjon?

– Boz «Ahmadi porina!» Boz mardak gufti?! – dagalona dug zad Jamil ba sari zavjaash. – Boz mardak gufti?!

Basirat yak qad parid. Hatto kame ranjid. Sipas rost ba chashmoni shavharash nigoh karda, bo taajjubi bepoyon pursid:

– O, chi shud?

– CHi shud, chi shud?! Hok shud! – dod zad Jamil. – Hok shud! Fahmidi?!

– Darrav asabi nashav! Salomati az hama chizi dunyo qimattar. “Ehtiyot – nimi hayot” – meguyand…

– Bas! – dagalona sukhani zavjaashro burid Jamil. – E voy-e! Sinai modarama sakht gazida budaam-chi? Naboshad, omada-omada ba hamin khel zani befahm meaftidam?

Dili Basirat az in sukhanhoi po dar havoi shavharash shuvvi kardu khudro kim-chi khel nohinjor his namud. Va bo taajub ba u menigaristu lab ba sukhan vo karda nametavonist.

– Hoy, medoni, ki man ki?! – bo zarda pursid Jamil.

– Medonam, – gapro kutoh kard Basirat va bo bahonai oshkashi raftani shud. Vale «Ist!» guftani shavharashro shunida istod.

– Man ki?! – ba chehrai hamsarash khunsardona nigarista, boz bo zarda pursid Jamil.

– SHumo-o? – bo hayajonu haros pursid Basirat.

– Ha, man! – musht ba kundai sina zad Jamil. – Man ki?!

Basirat nafahmid, ki shavharash shukhi mekunad yo az rosti mepursad.

– Man ki?! – dod zad Jamil.

– Dod nazaned, – otashin shud Basirat. – Man kar ne, gushhoyam shukri Hudo nagz meshunavand.

– Ha, bar pad… – Sahl monda bud, ki dashnom dihad Jamil. Boz khuddori kard. Zabonashro gazid.

Basirat dar holati nohinjor az u chashm namekand.

– Kar naboshi, tutivor yak gapro sad bor takror mekuni, – guft Jamil. – Az hamin lahza maro rais megui. Fahmo?!

– CHi?! Jindi shudi magar? O, medonam, ki shumo korgared. Hayr, ana ba shumo mardak maqul naboshad, dadoi Dalerjon meguyam. Maqul?

– Nomaqul kardi! – dod zad Jamil. – Uy, muydarozi kutohaql, rais megui, rais! Fahmidi?!

– Rais? Vah-ha-ha… Vay murame, hi-hi-hi… – Basirat shikamashro doshta khub khandid.

– Bas! – az avvala ham balandtar dod zad Jamil. – CHi «vah-ha-ha»?! Man rais! Ra-a-is! Fahmidi?!

Hamsarash shubhaomez ba u dida dukht, hij bovariash naomad. Sipas tamaskhuromez pursid:

– A-a, holo rais shudam, gued?

– Ha, maro imruz rais intikhob kardand, – bo karu far guft Jamil. – Ra-a-is! Fahmidi?!

– Nakhod?! – bo taajjub va nobovari nigohe ba sar to poi hamsarash andokhta guftBasirat. – Rais?!

– Ha, rais! – sina damond Jamil. – Ra-a-is! Fahmidi?!

– Durug naguy, boz dilam nakafad, – dar shigift aftoda, ba hamsarash teg kashida, nigarist Basirat.

– Durug ne, rost! – malomatomezu bo shiddat guft Jamil. – Man rais!

– Eha, bakhtam toft gued! – rui gandumgun, chashmoni kalon-kaloni Basirat gul-gul shukuftand. – YO avval, yo okhir, guftaand. Az avval bakht nadidam, aknun Hudo bakht dod.

Dili Basirat chun murgi dar qafas devonavor jastukhez mekard. Qomati u yak arzan davidu sinahoyash chun pufak damid.

– Donista osh karda budaam-diya! – ba vajd omada guft u va chashmonashro khumor karda idoma dod: – Oh, joni shirinume, imshab dar ogui rais khob mekunam, gued?!

– Ha, imshab shabi tarikhi, – iftikhoromez guft Jamil. – Turo rais ogush mekunad!

– Osha kasham mardak… e, mebakhshed, raisjon? – bo chashmoni barroq ba hamsarash nigarista, pursid Basirat.

– Kash! – bo karu far va yak halovat nido namud Jamil. – Kash! Tez kash!

Hamsarash du dast peshi bar guzoshta, bo nozu karashma:

– Ba chashm, raisjon! Har sukhani shumo nuri dida, toji sar! – guft.

Va in lahza ba khotiri Basirat chize rasidagi barin, ba shavharash ruy ovard:

– Isted, ki mar… e, mebakhshed, uzr, sad uzr, hazor uzr, raisjon. Ha, isted, ki shumoro raisi fabrika intikhob kardand?

– Ne, raisi fabrika ne, – javob dod Jamil.

– Hm-m… ha, raisi raypo-mi? – boz pursid Basirat.

Hamsarash dar javob kalla takon doda guft:

– Ne, raisi raypo ham ne.

Basirat khudro kame gum karda, ba tireza nigarist. Berun nametoft, sip-siyoh. Sipas boz ba hamsarash ruy ovard:

– Mardak… e mebakhshi… okhir maynama gij kardi. Guy ki raisi chi intikhob shudi?

Jamil dar javob bo gururu savlat guft:

– Raisi jamiyati mohidoron!

– Ha-a…

Boz yak shabi darozi soli maymun faro rasid!

24 iyuni soli 2000

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