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Said az rui odat chashmi chapashro kushoda, ba soati devori nigoh kard. Sipas kurparo boloi sar kashida, pahlui digar gashtu chashm pushid. Ganab karda bud, ki ovozi zavjaash uro yak qad parond. Ovozi u chunon baland bud, ki Said harosida: «Ha, ha. CHi gap?!» – guyon, az khob bedor shud.

– O, khez! Langar zada mekhobi-chi? – bo ohangi malomat guft zavjaash.

– CHi, ba kor der mondam?

– Ne, imruz yakshanbe-ku.

Said hadaha ba gireboni maykaash se-chor bor tuf kard.

– Uff… Qarib zahrakaf shuda budam. O, naboshad charo bedor kardi?

– Ovoza ki medihad! – bo tamaskhuri oshkoro guft zavjaash.

– Ovoz? – dastu po gum kard Said. – CHi khel ovoz?

– Eha, az botloqi siyosat berun mondai-ku! – bo istehzo nido namud zavjaash. – O, imruz intikhobot

– CHi?! Boz intikhobot! – shurid Said va ru-rui khona qadamzanon gur-gur kard: – Man dar khurdi hamin qadar ba maktab nameraftam, on qadare ki holo ba intikhobot. Har ruz intikhobot.

– Tibqi Sarqonun in intikhobot, – guft zavjaash dimogash sukhta.

– CHi?! – Said istoda ba rui zavjaash nigarist. – Sarqonun? Boz inash chi?

– CHi. Sarqonunro namedoni? Sarqonun, yane Konstitusiya.

– Ana hamin khel tojiki guy-diya, – gur-gur kard Said. Sipas bedimog pursid:

– Boz kiro intikhob mekunem?

– Deputathoro, – tajang shuda javob dod zavjaash.

– CHand kacand? – darhol pursid Said.

– Meguyand, ki bist kas budand. Bo quvvai yaroq hajdah kasash nomzadiashro giriftaast. Du kas Aliyu Vali mondaast.

– CHi dodand? – sarosema boz savol dod Said.

– Hej chiz, – bo illat posukh dod zavjaash.

Said bo hayrati tom ba rui zavjaash chashm dukht.

– CHi khel, hej chiz? O-o, doim medodand-ku?

– E, tu az havoi tagiryobandai siyosati zamon bekhabar mondai. Aknun deputatho medoni chi meguyand? Namedoni? Naboshad shunav. Onho meguyand, ki: «Vada medihem, ki vadai khushku kholi namedihem» meguyand. Aknun na inu na on.

– Ha-a, in tavr guy, – ohi sard kashid Said. – Naboshad khudat rafta ba joi man ham ovoz bideh.

– Nameshavad. Aknun har kas boyad khudash rafta ovoz dihad. Hatto shinosnomaro ham taftish mekardaand.

– Naboshad raftem, yakjoya ovoz doda meoem.

– Tu hushyori yo ne, – qavoq andokht zavjaash. – YAkjoya ravem, to meoem, ki khonaro rufta burdaand. Avval tu rav, man khonaya boni mekunam, bad man meravamu tu khonaro boni mekuni.

Said aknun az dar baromadani bud, ki zavjaash bo sadoi baland guft:

– Ist!

Said ba aqib gasht.

– CHi? – pursid u.

– Kani, liboshoyatro kash! – amr dod zavjaash.

Hangi Said kand.

– CHi, pesh az ovoz dodan…

– Ne, natars. O, tu ba hashar meravi, ki libosi kori pushidai. Intikhobot – id ast. Libosi toza push.

– CHi joi ayb, – guft Said. – Gap dar shakl ne, dar mazmun.

– E, holo ki ba mazmun etibor medihad.

Said digar dam nazad. O, chi bo zan bozi kuniyu chi bo dumi sher. Va «dili yoram namonad» gufta, pas gasht. Vay ba in kor on kadar vakti ziyod sarf nakard. Zero khamagi yak libosi toza dosht. Onro u «joyravak» meguft.

Said aknun po ba ostona monda bud, ki boz zanash sado dod:

– Ist!

Said ba aqib gasht.

– Boz chi gap?

– Hushyor shav, – guft zavjaash. – Ba kase ki ovoz deh guyand bideh. Fahmidi?

Dili Said ba tapish aftodu dar posukh guft:

– Eha-a, gapi nav-ku!

– Ha, zamona digar, nav shudagi.

Said ohe kashidu bo talkhi izhor namud:

– Pas tu mekhohi, ki man az demokratiya ruy tobam…

– Beaqli nakun. Ruy natobi gardanatro metoband. Fahmidi?

Said az tarsi on ki mabodo zavjaash alami Isoro az Muso girad, «ha, khub» – guyon, joni khudro khalos kard. Vay az khona baromada, sui uchastkai intikhoboti roh pesh girift. Nogoh ovozi surude ba gushash rasid. Istod. Gush andokht. Hofize gulu daronda mesurud.

Az Hisoru az Badakhshon,

Az Kulobu Leninobod

Merasad har lahza bar gush:

«Intikhobot! Intikhobot!»

Kase sulfid. Said yak qad parid. Dar ru ba ruyash piramardero did. Piramard bardam, chustu cholok bud. Vay chun odami shinos, dast doda, garmu jushon bo Said vokhurdi kard. Said ham az rui odobi sharqi bo piramard vokhurdi namud.

– Sitoraat garm metobad, bacham, az kujo meshavi?

– Az Tojikiston! – shodon khitob namud Said.

– Mefahmam, bacham, lekin khuni nofat dar kujo rekhtaast?

– Dar Hordara.

– Hordara? – sarosema, guyo chizi azizi gumkardaashro yofta boshad, khursand shud piramard va boz pursid:

– Pisari ki meshavi?

– Pisari Haskash.

– Nakhod? O, naguftam, ki kim-chi khel shirin metobi. Okhir, farzandi jurai khudam budai-ku-a.

Piramard Saidro ba ogush girifta, misli pisarash ba kundai sinaash zer kard, az bekhi gardanash busid.

– Oshnoi mo chi hol dorad? CHand sol boz nadidaam uro. Soqu salomatand?

– Ne, guzashtand…

– E, ne-e?! Obbo… «Faryod zi dasti falaki jomakabud, yoroni maro omada, yak-yak rabud», – piramard az kisa ruymolcha barovarda, nami chashmonashro pok kard. Sipas durudaroz oyate khonda, padari rahmatii Saidro ba neki yod kard.

Lahzae hardu khomush mondand.

– Isto, ki, bacham, ba ovozdihi rafta istodai? – yakhi khomushiro shikasta pursid piramard.

– Ha, bobo, – khushholona posukh dod Said.

– CHi khube, chi khube, muborak shavad. Ovoz dodan kori savob, bacham. Ha, kori baso savob. Ham qarz va ham farz.

Piramard pashshai shilqin barin ba Said chaspid. Va khaltai gapro kushod.

– Dunyo chappa shudaast, bacham. Ha, naboshad Valiya chiyu deputati chi. O, vay yak «taroshai az bom» ruyi zamin omada. Hamon «az zin aftoda». Lekin poyashro az rikob namegirad. Jumhuriro kharob kard. Holo u lub-luchak. Na pul doradu na pushtu panoh. Ba qavli tojiko «na otashi suzonu na obi sard!» Ba qavli ruso «ni riba ni myaso!» «Az bebasaron umedi neki nabared!» – guftaand. Agar uro ruyi sahnai siyosat biyorem voy bar holi mo! Ali boshad, gapi dagar. Vay arzanda! O, u vazn dorad vazn! Pul dorad, puli bisyor. Boz oshnohoi ziyod, oshnohoi zur dorad. Pulu oshno hama chizro hal mekunad. Ho, meguyand-ku: «pul boshad jangalba shurbo!» SHiorash: «qavl dodi ijro kun, vada dodi vafo kun!»

– E, bobo kadom deputat az sad vadaash yaktoyashro ijro kardaast, ki…

– Ne-ne, u digar, mekunad. Ha, agar sad vada dihad, sadtoyashro ijro mekunad. Man ba in imon doram. Hush, tu bo chi ovoz medihi?

– Ana bo hamin dastam.

– Ne, bo dil, bo aql yo amri vijdon?

– YO harse!

– CHi khube, chi khube! Hush, dilu aqlu vijdonat ba ki ovoz medihad?

– «Be pir marav, dar bimoni, harchand Sikandari zamoni» meguyand. SHumo gued, ki ba ki ovoz diham, ba Ali yo Vali?

– Ba haft pushtat rahmat, bacham. Tarbiyai khub girifta budai. Moya, ki hurmat mekuni, hatman hurmat mebini. «Dar har kor mashvarat boyad, kori bemashvarat naku naoyad» – guftaand. SHumo holo javon. Mo kam ne, gam ne ziyoda az bist intikhobotro didem. Ha, gapi mana giri ba Ali ovoz bideh, bacham.

– Hudam ham dar hamin niyat budam. YAk duo dihed, bobo.

– Iloho, man vori piri bodavlat shavi! – duo dod piramard.

Dar daromadgohi uchastkai intikhoboti uro chor dukhtari zebo peshvoz girift. Gul barin zebo, taru toza budand onho. Havasi kas meomad.

– Biyoed, biyoed! – mehrubonona guft yake. – Hush omaded!

– Dobro pojalovat! – bo tabassum guft duyumi.

– Hush kelibsiz! – khushholona guft seyumi.

– Nuri dida, toji sar! – guyon, chorumi ba u yak dona mekhchaguli sup-surkh taqdim namud. Va chunon tabassumi kushandae ba u hadya namud, ki mekhchagul guyo az rashk pajmurda gasht.

«Sokhtakori!» – nido namud dar dil Said. Bo vujudi in az shodi dili u ba bozi daromad. Va u bo dili bozingar voridi tolori ovozdihi gasht. Pasi hasht miz hasht zebosanami digar menishastand. YAke az digare zebotar bud. Lahzae guyo dar joyash shakh shud. Sipas hamai onhoro yak-yak az nazar guzarond. Guyo baroi khud arus intikhob mekarda boshad. Sipas ba on mize ki harfi «H» dosht nazdik shud. Zebosanam avval ba u tabassume hadya namudu bad byulleten doda:

– Medoned-a? – gufta pursid va javobi savolashro intizor nashuda, ilova namud: – Kasero ki namekhohed khat zaned.

Va dar barobari in bo angushti ishorati mohirona nomi Valiro nishon dod. YAne uro khat bizan. Otashake ba jismu joni Said zad, hissi gazab paykarashro sukht. Vale khudro ba dast girifta:

– Gap nest! – guft.

Zebosanam boz ba u yak tabassumi kushanda hadya namud. Said ba kabina, ki az bakhmali surkh sokhta shuda bud, daromad. Sarosema ba in su – on su nigarist. Ne, hama joyash rust, kase namebinad. Tamomi kabinaro az nazar guzarond, ki boz kamera yo juchok namonda boshand. Ne, hej chiz nabudagi barin. Bo vujudi in kham shuda, byulletenro bo tanash pushond. Va bo qahr «nomat dar gur!» – guyon, Aliro khat zad.

18 yanvari soli 2000

 

 

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Zane hangomi vorid shudan ba binoi Majlisi namoyandagon az zinapoya meaftad. Raisi parlumon uro mebardorad. U az raisi parlumon izhori minnatdori mekunadu meguyad, ki ba ivazi mehruboniyash chi kor kunad. Raisi parlumon dar javob meguyad:

– Dar intikhoboti oyanda ba man ovoz dihed.

Zan dar javob meguyad:

– Muhtaram rais, man hangomi aftidan az poya lat khurdaam, saram dar joyash.

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