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Hijo chist? Dars dar Donishgoh

Coli sevumi donishgoh, az darsi ikhtisosii hijo imtihon doshtem. Muallifi kitobe, ki az rui on darsi hijo mekhondem, Siyoev Bekmurod bud. SHoyad bovari kas naoyad, vale dar soli sevumi donishgoh ustod Bobomurodov ba mo hijo meomukht. On ham az zaboni modari. YAne hijo chist, chi guna vojaro ba hijoho taqsim mekunand va gayra. Mavzue, ki dar sinfi sei maktabi ibtidoi talim doda meshavad.

Ustodoni Donishgoh vaqti imtihongiri ba hamdigar yori mekardand. On ruz gayr az ustod Bobomurodov, ustodi digare ham dar sinfkhona nishasta, az sharikdarson imtihon megirift va ba hamkorash yori mekard. Vaqte navbati man omad, in ustodi noshinos kholi shud va man ba nazdi on kas nishasta, ba savolho javob dodam. Javob dodan ba savolho tamoman oson bud. YAk jumla va yak bayt bud, ki boyad onro ba hijoho taqsim mekardam. Ustod pas az javobhoi man yak savoli ilovagie ham dod va az javobi man khele khushash omad. Daftarchai imtihoni maro ba ustod Bobomurodov daroz karda:

  • Ba in kas panj moned, – guft, ustodi yorikunanda ijozai dar daftarchai imtihon imzo guzoshtan nadosht.

Ustod Bobomurodov:

  • Ne, man ba in kas chor memonam, – guft.
  • Ne, muallim! Bahoi in kas panj! Haqqu halol! Mana, khu- daton savol doda bined, – boz isror kard muallimi noshinos.

Bobomurodov:

  • Mana mahalchi meguyand, ba hamshahrash ruybini kard meguyand, – gufta gur-gur kard.
  • Muallim SHumo az kujoed? – pursidam man, beikhtiyor.

Ustodi noshinos khudashro doshta natavonista khandida firi- stod. Bobomurodov bo qavoqi ovezon «panj» monda, daftarcharo ba suyam tela dod.

Az sinfkhona baromada, az hamdarson pursida fahmidam, ki nomi ustodi noshinos Bekmurod Siyoev – muallifi kitobi darsi budaast.

Vaqte ki ba tijorat ogoz kardam, chun niyati bo koloi sokht- moni mashgul shudan doshtam, hisobi avvalini bonkiyamro dar shubai Promstroybonki nohiyai Rohi Ohani shahri Dushanbe gushodam. Hanuz ham tibqi qoidahoi bonkdorii zamoni shuravi hisobi bonkii korkhonahoi sokhtmoni beshtar dar hamin bonk boz meshud. Ba zudi bo raisi bonk oshnoi paydo kardam va dust ham shudem. Ruze rais voqeai ba guftash besobiqaro baroyam naql kard.

YAk nafar mushtarii bonk ba yake az shubahoi bonk ba mab- lagi sad million sum cheki mahdud doda, bor kharidaast va molro tahvil girifta, furukhta gayb zadaast. Qaziya faqat bad az yak moh, vaqte ki on shuba chekro bo darkhost ba bonk mefiristad, oshkor meshavad. CHun dar hisobi bonkii kharidor mablag mavjud nabud, rasvoie barpo meshavad. In kulohbardor dar paygard qaror girift va nomash elon shud, ki Jamshed Siyoev – pisa- ri hamon ustodi najib Bekmurod Siyoev bud. Bo guzashti chand sol Jamshed Siyoev bo kadom rohe qaziyaro kharida bargasht va dast ba kulohbardorii digare zad, ki sole virdi zabonho bud.

In dafa, u shirkati hirami (finansovaya piramida) roh andokhta, sababgori khonabapusht shudani mardumi ziyod gardid. Piramida dar asl kulohbardori buda, ba hissi harisii odam asos yoftaast. U ba mardum yak tedod muhraro bo qimati bolo mefurukht va qarordod mebast, ki pas az yak hafta in muhrahoro dar rishta kashida, ovarda bisporand va mablagi sarfkarda- ashonro bo izofai panjoh dar sad daryoft kunand. Mohi avval hamin tanosubro nigoh dosht va orom-orom muhlati pardokh- tro daroztar va darsadi foidaro kamtar kardan girift. Bad az yak muddat dar pardokht ba har bahona takhir karda, vale furushi muhraro beshtar namud. In tijorat boyad haddi aksar dah-duvozdah moh idoma karda, dar okhir mablaghoi buzurgero jam meovard va tashkilkunandagonash yakbora gayb mezadand.

Vale tedodi talabkoronash khele ziyod shudand va qismi onho shikoyat kardand. Tashkilkunandagoni in guna kulohbardoriho odatan, mablagi muayyanro hadaf meguzorand va bo ba dast ovar- dani on gayb mezanand, ki pas az poshkhuri dar pahnoi SHuravii sobiq ziyod ittifoq aftoda bud. Vale «qahramon»-i mo pesh az on, ki firor kunad, dastgir va ba muddati tuloni mahkum ba zindon shud. Nokhalaf ba jazoi sazoyash rasid, vale pas az muddate murdai padarashro dar khonaash oshkor kardand, ki rozash marmuz mond. Meguftand, ki dar natijai in kulohbardorii u chandin oilaho az ham poshid, chandin kason, ki baroi fo- idai muft az bonkho bo garavi amvol vom girifta budand, bekhonavu dar shudand. Kase nadonist, ki margi muallim az qasosi qarzdoron bud yo ustodi bechora bori in sharmandagiro bardoshta natavonista, khudashro nobud kard.

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